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Saturday, October 30, 2010

Movie #2: The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

"Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws?"



Family-Friendliness


  • Rating: PG "for some scary images"

  • Minimum Recommended Age: 8 (Common Sense Media: On for ages 7 and up, KIDS FIRST! Juror Recommended Age: 10-18, Kids Pick Flicks: 7 and up, Kaboose: Ages 8 and up)

  • Quality Rating: 68% (Common Sense Media: 5 stars, Parent Previews Overall Grade: C, Kids Pick Flicks: 2 stars, Rotten Tomatoes rating: 8.2)

  • Number of Lists Recommend: 12

  • Sex/Violence/Profanity:
    Kids-in-Mind:

    VIOLENCE/GORE - The film is filled with pseudo-scary visuals, but little actual harm is done. For instance: one character has a hatchet embedded in his head, but it might just as well be a hat. The characters are mostly toys, or, could be interpreted as un-dead creatures. Santa Claus is kidnapped and held in a dungeon with manacles. Oogie-Boogie is a creature who appears to be a walking burlap bag. The bag is revealed to be full of bugs. Kinda' gross-looking. Jack, dressed as Santa, is blasted out of the sky with missiles and falls to the ground (he is unhurt). A mad doctor has a skull that flips open to reveal his brain, which he massages. Later, he removes half of his brain to place it in a mate he has created. The heroine, Sally the rag doll, has arms and legs that come off and operate by themselves. She feeds the doctor a soup laced with Deadly Night Shade, a poison, which knocks him out. The instances of "scary" visuals literally number in the hundreds, but they are all of the Charles Addams cartoon-variety.

    Dove.org:
    A jack-o-lantern swallows fire and is almost consumed before leaping into some water; a guillotine slices a pumpkin head; a character pulls off his own head; a song about kidnapping Santa and chopping him up or beating him up but Santa survives; Santa is held up by a hook at one point; a sleigh is hit with a missile; a snake eats a Christmas tree.

    Screen It!:

    Profanity: A song includes the phrases "By God" and "My God."

  • Running Time: 76 minutes

  • What does it have to do with Halloween? Most of the events take place in Halloween Town

Summary


In Halloween Town, Jack Skellington is bored and unhappy with the life of being "The Pumpkin King". He sets out to find something exciting and discovers Christmas Town. He takes it upon himself to take over the duties of Santa to deliver toys to children across the world.

Watch Out For


Common Sense Media:
Parents need to know that this offbeat, stop motion-animated movie is one of the great family films for all ages. That said, it does have scary Halloween creatures in it -- characters take off their own heads and limbs, and there are skeletons, nasty toys, and a creepy villain named Oogie Boogie. A Christmas tree even burns up. Some little kids who aren't old enough to distinguish this fantasy from the goings on at Halloween (or those prone to nightmares) might steer clear, although you can always pause the TV and talk about what's scaring them. The special 3D version is identical in content and storyline to the original, but the enhanced visuals may add marginal spookiness and could further blur the line between fantasy and reality for some younger kids.

Dove.org:
Although the film is not gory, it is a dark animated fantasy, made up of such scenes as a character walking around live with an ax in his head, and a stitched-up woman named Sally who pulls her own stitches from her arm. Her arm promptly falls off. This is obviously a total fantasy with Halloween meeting Christmas, and although we do award the film our Dove Seal for ages twelve plus, parents should consult the content chart below. This movie is filled with visually stunning images, such as some of the characters and the Halloween and Christmas Towns. It also has scenes such as a teddy bear being opened up and the stuffing popping out.

Parent Previews:
Besides the usual ghosts and graveyards, expect portrayals of living skeletons, exposed internal organs and brains, as well as a sackcloth boogieman whose decaying inners are being devoured by wriggling worms. Ongoing slapstick violence accompanies the story line, but occasionally the intent becomes more vicious and characters are threatened with torture, gunshots, cannon fire, flames and fast-moving mechanical blades. A rag doll is constantly sewing back on her dismembered arms and legs. A male character represses a woman in his care, forces her to labor and locks her in her room. In retaliation, she poisons his food. A woman seductively shows her leg to lure a man. Terms of deity are used as expletives.

Screen It!:
Some cartoon-style violence is present, with the most coming near the end where anti-aircraft guns fire at a character flying through the sky and in another scene where a malevolent character tries to harm others. A few colorful phrases are present, while one song is sung by three kids and involves kidnapping Santa and doing bad things to him. As such, various characters exhibit varying degrees of bad attitudes.

Beyond that, there's one tiny bit where a woman's leg is alluringly/seductively used to distract a monster, as well as some imitative behavior that might prove enticing to some impressionable kids.

I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
"I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red"

I am the one hiding under your stairs, fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair
"I am the one hiding under your stairs, fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair"

Skeletons hung by nooses
Skeletons hung by nooses

Jack Skellington takes off his head
Jack Skellington takes off his head

Doctor Finklestein has a skull that flips open to reveal his brain
Doctor Finklestein has a skull that flips open to reveal his brain

Sally feeds Doctor Finklestein soup laced with Deadly Night Shade, a poison, which knocks him out
Sally feeds Doctor Finklestein soup laced with Deadly Night Shade, a poison, which knocks him out

Behemoth has an axe stuck in his head
Behemoth has an axe stuck in his head

Jack cuts open a stuffed animal
Jack cuts open a stuffed animal

Sally, after jumping from the tower
Sally, after jumping from the tower

Sally stitches herself back up after jumping from the tower
Sally stitches herself back up after jumping from the tower

Lock, Shock and Barrel throw things at the Mayor
Lock, Shock and Barrel throw things at the Mayor

Lock, Shock and Barrel kidnap the Easter Bunny
Lock, Shock and Barrel kidnap the Easter Bunny

Jack makes a scary face
Jack makes a scary face

Lock, Shock and Barrel are scared by Jack's face
Lock, Shock and Barrel are scared by Jack's face

Lock, Shock and Barrel kidnap Santa Claus
Lock, Shock and Barrel kidnap Santa Claus

Doctor Finklestein removes half of his brain to place it in a mate he has created
Doctor Finklestein removes half of his brain to place it in a mate he has created

Santa Claus' hands are bound
Santa Claus' hands are bound

Lock, Shock and Barrel torture Santa Claus
Lock, Shock and Barrel torture Santa Claus

Mr. Oogie Boogie
Mr. Oogie Boogie

A boy gets a shrunken head for Christmas
A boy gets a shrunken head for Christmas

A snake eats a Christmas tree
A snake eats a Christmas tree

A child gets a jack o' lantern jack in the box
A child gets a jack o' lantern jack in the box

Oogie Boogie holds Santa Claus captive
Oogie Boogie holds Santa Claus captive

To distract Oogie Boogie, Sally suggestively places her leg around a corner
To distract Oogie Boogie, Sally suggestively places her leg around a corner

Anti-aircraft guns fire shots at Jack as he flies through the sky on his sleigh
Anti-aircraft guns fire shots at Jack as he flies through the sky on his sleigh

Oogie Boogie has Sally and Santa tied up
Oogie Boogie has Sally and Santa tied up

Jack unravels Oogie Boogie's outer covering to spill out all the bugs that live inside him
Jack unravels Oogie Boogie's outer covering to spill out all the bugs that live inside him


Screencaps courtesy of newsie__nympho

Talk About It


Common Sense Media:
* Families can talk about why we celebrate the holidays we do. What does your favorite holiday mean to you? Has anyone ever tried to ruin one of your holiday experiences, and how did you overcome that? When you get tired of something, what are some creative ways to bring excitement back into it?
* Why did Jack's experiment fail? Is it fair to expect people who have done something the same way for a long time to change quickly? Could Jack have tried his ideas a different way?

Kids-in-Mind:
Kidnapping, mid-life crisis

Parent Previews:
What do you think is the magic ingredient that gives Christmas it’s warmth and joy?

In what ways does the character of the town mayor allow the moviemakers to poke fun at political figures? Why do you think they created him with two faces—one on the front and back of his head? What other satirical points do they make?

Screen It!:
# Kids might be nervous that Santa (if they believe in him) might be in danger of being kidnapped or that they'll receive gifts that will be dangerous, scary or mean toward them (as happens here).
# Sally repeatedly tries poisoning the evil scientist by adding poison to his tea or soup (some kids might get the same idea).
# Sally, who's "grounded," throws herself from her tower window and lands on the ground, breaking into various pieces (but she stitches herself back up and is okay, thus possibly making some kids think they could do the same thing).

Plugged In:
There are two ways to look at their creation: from a secular viewpoint and from a Christian one. First, the former. If you think of the holidays in The Nightmare Before Christmas as completely secularized, you can concentrate on the positive messages that arise. Namely, that Jack has no ill motive in mind when he takes over Christmas. He truly does want to "help" spread good will, joy and peace. Then, when he bumbles it, he rushes to set things right again by rescuing Sandy Claws and begging him to save the day.

Now, for the latter. The movie begins with the narrator intoning, "You probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven't, then I'd say it's time you'd begun." Taking that admonition seriously, Jack searches high and low for the true meaning of the blessed event Christmas. And the best he can come up with is that a portly, bearded fellow who flies around with reindeer and on a single night delivers gifts to all the world's deserving boys and girls. The bric-a-brac he studies so intently doesn't point him to the birth of the Savior, Jesus Christ. It points him to candy, cards, holly and mistletoe.

Those things make him feel happy. But they don't do him any real good. And they don't do viewers much good, either—at home watching the DVD or at the multiplex taking in the 3-D "experience" each October.

Of Note


  • In James and the Giant Peach, Jack appears as the captain, in the pirate scene. Upon seeing him, the Centipede even says "It's Captain Skellington"
  • In Coraline, Jack appears as the egg yolk
  • During the last minutes of Beetlejuice, Jack's head appears at the top of Betelgeuse's hat, when he turns into a carousel-like creature.
  • An early version of Jack Skellington appears as one of the phantasmic imaginisms of the titular character, during the final minutes of Vincent
  • During the opening scene of Sleepy Hollow, Jack's scarecrow outfit can be seen

  • Burton wrote a three-page poem titled The Nightmare Before Christmas when he was a Disney animator in the early-1980s. Burton took inspiration from television specials of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, How the Grinch Stole Christmas! and the poem A Visit from St. Nicholas.
  • In 2001, Walt Disney Pictures began to consider producing a sequel, but rather than using stop motion, Disney wanted to use computer animation. Burton convinced Disney to drop the idea. "I was always very protective of [Nightmare] not to do sequels or things of that kind", Burton explained. "You know, 'Jack visits Thanksgiving world' or other kinds of things just because I felt the movie had a purity to it and the people that like it", Burton said.
  • Behemoth is based on B-movie actor/Swedish wrestler Tor Johnson.
  • Tim Burton has said the original poem was inspired after seeing Halloween merchandise display in a store being taken down and replaced by a Christmas display. The juxtaposition of ghouls and goblins with Santa and his reindeer sparked his imagination.
  • Danny Elfman did the singing voice for Jack because Chris Sarandon said he did not have a good singing voice.


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Friday, October 29, 2010

Movie #3: Hocus Pocus (1993)

"It's a full moon tonight. That's when all the weirdos are out."



This film has the second-lowest quality rating of all the films in our countdown. So why does it rank so high on the list? Apparently, a lot of people love it. It's just that those people aren't film critics (see the "At the Movies" review below).

Family-Friendliness


  • Rating: PG "for some scary sequences, and for language"

  • Minimum Recommended Age: 9.5 (Common Sense Media: On for ages 11 and up, Kaboose: Ages 8 and up)

  • Quality Rating: 44.7% (Parent Previews Overall Grade: D+, Common Sense Media: 3 stars, Rotten Tomatoes rating: 4.1)

  • Number of Lists Recommend: 12

  • Sex/Violence/Profanity:
    Kids-in-Mind:


    Sex: References to virginity and an unfaithful lover; some flirting. Boy hugs a pillow and says "Oh, Allison, you're so soft." Mild sexual innuendo is heard and cleavage is seen, including the mother's madonna pointy boob costume, which she adjusts quite visually during a halloween concert. One of the witches' outfits shows ample cleavage and she makes several references to boys and kissing. There is talk of the main character's virginity as it is a requirement to bring the witches back to life.

    Violence: The violence is all magical, but there are a couple of gross-out scenes, such as a cat getting run over by a bus and a zombie cutting his mouth open. Some bullying; a child dies onscreen but not violently -- the witches take her life-force while she's in a trance-like state and she quietly slumps over in a chair.

    Language includes "virgin" (9 times - enough for your kids to wonder what a virgin is), "damn" (6 times), "hell" (4 times, including "You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefy from hell"), "It sucked", "What do you call 'em, Max? Yabos? Max likes your yabos. In fact, he loves 'em.", "wench", "trollop", "zitface", "How come it's always the ugly chicks that stay out late?", "jerkface", "chicks", "maggoty malfeasance", "little towheaded brat", and "you putrid, festering sore"

  • Running Time: 96 minutes

  • What does it have to do with Halloween? The last half of the film takes place on Halloween night

Summary


During a Halloween in Salem, Mass., three witches are accidentally reincarnated as a young boy tries to impress the girl of his dreams. Blend of horror and comedy about three 17th century witches (Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy and Sarah Jessica Parker) who come to life in present-day Salem. Their objective is to live for ever by collecting kids and sucking the life out of them.

Watch Out For


Common Sense Media:
Parents need to know that this movie involves a plot to suck the life force out of children (and one little girl dies that way). A couple of high school bullies harass a male classmate in a graveyard, asking him for "smokes" and "hash" and finally stealing his shoes. There are mild sexual references, such as a high school boy hugging his pillow and murmuring, "Oh, Allison, you're so soft," as well as some frisky flirting from one of the witches. The main character is teased about being a virgin. The body of an "unfaithful lover" rises from the grave. Main features of the story are a book bound in human skin and a candle made from the fat of a hanged man. A tale is told about the Devil, and there are various gross-out moments. But it's important to note that all of the above is done in the playful, spooky spirit of Halloween.

Parent Previews:
Everyone screams, including the many children that are being sought by the witches so they can steal their souls. If you are bothered by Satanic subjects, pass this one by. If you are bothered by noise and stupidity, you might as well do the same.

With continuous derogatory references to the fact that a teenage boy can still be a virgin, and some very graphic scenes (heads falling off, fingers being cut off), and one emphatic profanity, the one person rolling in the grave would be Walt Disney himself.

The witches suck the life out of Emily
The witches suck the life out of Emily

The witches turn Thackery Binx into a cat
The witches turn Thackery Binx into a cat

Winnie chokes Sarah
Winnie chokes Sarah

The witches await their hanging
The witches await their hanging

On All Hallows Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground.
"On All Hallows Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground."


"Hey, Max! Hey, how was school?"
"It sucked!"

Max gets harrassed by Jay and Ice
Max gets harrassed by Jay and Ice

What do you call 'em, Max?  Yabbos?  Max likes your yabbos.  In fact, he loves 'em
"What do you call 'em, Max? Yabbos? Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves 'em."


"Legend says that on a full moon it will raise the spirits of the dead when lit by a virgin on Halloween night"


A cat jumps on Max


"A virgin... lit the candle."


Winnie zaps Max

So for three centuries I've guarded the house on All Hallows Night, when I knew some airhead virgin might light that candle
"So for three centuries I've guarded the house on All Hallows Night, when I knew some airhead virgin might light that candle."

Brave little virgin who lit the candle
"Brave little virgin who lit the candle."

Billy the zombie rises from his grave
Billy the zombie rises from his grave

Sarah's cleavage
Sarah's cleavage

Oh, cheese and crust!  He's lost his head!  Ha! Damn that Thackery Binx! Damn him!
"Oh, cheese and crust! He's lost his head! Ha! Damn that Thackery Binx! Damn him!"

Damn, damn, double damn!
"Damn, damn, double damn!"

Thackery is about to get run over by a bus
Thackery is about to get run over by a bus

Sarah sits on the bus driver's lap as she runs over Thackery
Sarah sits on the bus driver's lap as she runs over Thackery

Hey, hey, cupcake, don't I get your phone number? Your area code?
"Hey, hey, cupcake, don't I get your phone number? Your area code?"

And he's a virgin
"And he's a virgin."

Are you a virgin?
"Are you a virgin?"

Winnie hits Sarah in the stomach
Winnie hits Sarah in the stomach

Dani's mom, dressed as Madonna
Dani's mom, dressed as Madonna

My brother's a virgin, he lit the black flame candle, the witches are back from the dead and they're after us
"My brother's a virgin, he lit the black flame candle, the witches are back from the dead and they're after us."

It's been 300 years, Right down to the day, Now the witch is back, And there's hell to pay
"It's been 300 years, Right down to the day, Now the witch is back, And there's hell to pay."

Welcome to High School Hell
"Welcome to High School Hell."

The witches burn in a furnace
The witches burn in a furnace

How come it's always the ugly chicks that stay out late?
"How come it's always the ugly chicks that stay out late?"

Jay and Ice are captured by the witches
Jay and Ice are captured by the witches

Sarah's cleavage
Sarah's cleavage

Max and Allison start to kiss
Max and Allison start to kiss

The witches try to force Dani to drink a potion

The witches try to force Dani to drink a potion
The witches try to force Dani to drink a potion

Billy cuts his mouth open with a knife
Billy cuts his mouth open with a knife

You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefy from hell!
"You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefy from hell!"

Go to hell!
"Go to hell!"

Winnie turns to stone
Winnie turns to stone

Sarah dies
Sarah dies

Mary dies
Mary dies

I love you, jerkface
"I love you, jerkface."


Screencaps courtesy of newsie__nympho

Talk About It


Common Sense Media:
* Families can talk about scary stories, and parents can share their memories of Halloween. What's your all-time favorite costume? How do you want to dress up this year?
* Depending on kids' age, they may be interested in learning about the Salem witch trials.
* If kids are at all spooked by the movie, families can talk about why. What scared you? Do you think it was meant to be scary?

Kids-in-Mind:
Sorcery and witchcraft, the devil, death -- especially the witches' plan which is to "suck the life out of children." Kidnapping, murder, revenge, life after death.

Of Note


  • The role of Max Dennison was originally offered to Leonardo DiCaprio, but was given to Omri Katz when DiCaprio turned it down to appear in What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993).
  • Rosie O'Donnell was originally offered the role of Mary Sanderson, but it was ultimately given to Kathy Najimy. O'Donnell claims on her blog that she turned down the offer to work with the Divine Miss M because she didn't want to be a "scary witch".
  • After having locked the Sanderson sisters in the school kiln, the three kids celebrate as they walk to the park. The house shown directly behind Max and Thackery while they talk is the residential edifice used as Thora Birch's home in 1999's American Beauty (1999).
  • Brother and sister Garry Marshall and Penny Marshall play husband and wife. He's the one dressed as Satan.


On TV


"Hocus Pocus" will air at 8:00 and 10:00 PM ET/PT on Saturday, October 30 as part of ABC Family's "13 Nights of Halloween"

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"There is nothing funny in this movie."

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